When I started this site a few months ago there were a lot of things I wanted to try and cover. I’ve pretty much sorted that out, but one thing I thought about covering was Maria Sharapova. I have a sick obsession with her and she has gotten me into watching Women’s Tennis again. I’ve followed her for a few years and I decided not to cover her because I would probably end up getting sued for something. Anyway, I’m sitting here watching the replay of the French Open match between Maria and Dinara Safina and it hit me. I feel disgusting when I hear this. Watching them is not the problem, it’s hearing them. Maria has always been picked on for her Monica Seles type grunts, but this Safina chick sounds awful! The noise that comes out of her sounds like she is having “consensual sex” with Jerramy Stevens. In other words, she sounds like a rape victim in the act. It is the most disturbing sound I’ve ever heard! Now being biased towards everything Sharapova, I realize that her grunts might not turn people on the way they do me, but this is the most horrifying sound I’ve ever heard and I can’t force myself to mute the TV! I don’t know what that makes me (not normal for sure!) but the next time you happen to see that Safina is playing you must watch and listen so you can understand what I’m talking about. I probably shouldn’t have shared this with you all but the Insurance thing is slow today.

Scott Brannelly

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