Memphis “Bleak” For Orlando!
Sunday, 31. January 2010

Orlando’s short-lived 2 game win streak came to an abrupt halt Monday night in Memphis while the Grizzlies continued on to their 11th straight home win.
The Iverson-less Grizzlies have turned into one of the bright spots in the NBA this season; a young team, with talent and a coach who isn’t afraid to stand his ground in Lionel Hollins, who won the battle and apparently the war with A.I.. Now the Grizzlies are much better for it. They are very similar to the Oklahoma Thunder who also sport a youthful, well coached cast of players led by Kevin Durant, who continues to improve and impress. How Kevin Pritchard still has a GM position in Portland after missing the boat on Durant, electing instead to draft Greg “Droppin Trou” Oden, boggles my mind?
Staying true to form, the Magic came out bombing from long range once again, putting up 35 three point field goals, seemingly oblivious to the fact “Superman” was being guarded by Marc Gasol(who looks more like Dan Aykroyd on the basketball court, than his brother Pau Gasol) and Zack Randolph, two of the worst athletes in the NBA. Dwight still managed to do his damage, collecting 27 points, 15 boards and 6 blocked shots, despite his teammates inability to feed him the rock. Unfortunately, for the Magic, the Grizzlies aren’t as hard headed or poorly coached, and know how to play to their strength; which is inside with Randolph and Gasol along with Rudy Gay and O.J. Mayo attacking from the perimeter. Notice I said “attacking”, because, as good a shooter as O.J. Mayo is, he still understands the need to keep the defense honest by driving the lane. Something the Orlando Magic backcourt and wing players refuse to do consistently.
Randolph and Gasol were huge for the Grizzlies, going for 23 points 19 rebounds and 19 points 8 boards respectively, exploiting the Magic’s frontline and exemplifying why both are garnering All-Star consideration. Rashard Lewis and Matt Barnes were simply no match for their Memphis counterparts, leaving Dwight Howard with the burden defensively and on the glass. Memo to Stan Van Gundy: Brandon Bass and Marcin Gortat were both available and willing to work cheap for food!
Add Mike Conley (whose NBA career to this point is disappointing at best) to the growing list of opposing point guards having there way with Jameer Nelson. Conley was impressive as a floor general, and put up 14 points and 7 assists, both above his season averages. Jameer on the other hand, played 26 minutes and managed 1 assist while committing 6 turnovers. Not doing any wonders for his assist to turnover ratio there. To be fair, Neslon has shown glimpses of brilliance at times since his return, however, for the most part he is not getting the job done, especially on the defensive end where the Magic once ruled the realm.
The Memphis game would have been the ideal time to break out the Magics version of the “Twin Towers” with Howard and Gortat(as I have recently been calling for), to try and foil the Grizzlies up front. Instead, Stan” I’m so NOT the man” Van Gundy continues with his game plan: shoot a barrage of three pointers mixed in with a smattering of touches for Dwight Howard.
I know I was a bit harsh on Howard while he went through a tough spell, however, it appears more and more, that a lot of his struggles are a direct correlation to the Magic’s failure to as Keyshawn Johnson would say ;”Get Him The damn Ball”. Understanding how difficult it is to tinker with NBA rosters with the salary cap and teams unwillingness to take on contracts in a dismal economic climate, the Magic’s best option is to “cut off the head”. Sorry coach, but as in Miami, I believe you have worn out your welcome. Not a moment too soon if I might add. If your anything like me, you’d opt to have a root canal procedure rather than listen to one of Stan’s post game pressers.